Nobody better, Nobody more fun and Nobody more bum!
2 Tennis Bums
- We come to you because we are the 2 Tennis Bums.
- HOA, Apartment, Hotel, Park, Street or Parking Lot!
- U got a court we can teach U the game of Tennis.
BE THE BIG BOSS ON THE COURT
- We can show you how to bum around and bum out your opponent !
- Anything tennis we can do for you for all for we are 2 Tennis Bums !
- 2 Tennis Bums have the remedy !
YOUR GAME IS WACK OR JUST STINKS
- If your game is wack don't see a tennis quack!
- Don't give us a shot !! We will give you a shot !!!
- We ain't cheap but neither are you!
Contact Us! don't Bum us out SLICK!
Better yet, see us tennis bum's in person!
We love our customers, so feel free to visit during normal business hours.
2 Tennis Bums
24/7 on a court near U. Tennis Bum rates may apply!
